Posts Tagged ‘Tina Fey’

Christmas Comes Early

October 25, 2008

30 Rock, narrowly the best comedy on television (sorry, Office), returns to its hallowed 9:30 PM slot next Thursday, 10/30. But why watch tomorrow what you can catch in subpar streaming quality today? The season premiere is available online NOW at both and Hulu. (I’d recommend the latter for more stability) How good is 30 Rock? I love this show so much, I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant. DYNO-MITE!

Coincidence? I Think Not.

August 30, 2008

Everyone says that John McCain went with Sarah Palin in order to capture the women’s vote and possibly lure disgruntled psycho Hilldog supporters over to the right. That sounds accurate on paper, but I know better. Determined to capture the Henning Fog vote, the Republican presidential nominee has chosen as his running mate a woman who bears a striking resemblance to 30 Rock mastermind and bona fide babe Tina Fey. See for yourself!

But I won’t waver. She may be a Baberham Lincoln with her trim figure and fresh up-do. She may be a surprisingly forceful speaker. She may once have been the head writer for Saturday Night Live in a parallel dimension. No – sigh – no matter. However appealing, I’m not going to let a pair of librarian’s glasses determine my vote.  Sorry, McCain – your sneaky tactics won’t work on me. But what a bastard!