It took them long enough. After half a decade spent illegally downloading television shows and movies on P2P networks through BitTorrent and LimeWire, it was inevitable that at some point all of my illicit activities would catch up with me. Whether in the form of a late night raid or a midday kidnapping, I fully expected some level of repercussion. I’m a bad dude; bad dudes get what’s comin’ to ’em. Fingered by my alma mater last Thursday, I finally got mine. Which is to say a warning. Read on!