Posts Tagged ‘Bubblicious’

Meanwhile…

January 20, 2009

jake_gyllenhaal_bubble_boy_002Big to-do in the capital today, I’m told, but my awareness of current events is muddled somewhat by the plastic bubble in which I’m encased. I didn’t tell you? I’m a Stage Five germaphobe and on the advice of my physician/therapist have spent the last five years of my life in a totally sterile environment. No human contact outside my parents; no physical activities except fogging (LMAO) the bubble and writing my name. That one’s fun. If you’re wondering how I was able to report on topics as diverse as Lost, Chuck, and 30 Rock these past few months it’s because scripted television is one of the few “normal” things I can really enjoy. Any other post written by “Henning” was more than likely fabricated by my dad, who takes dictation when I have something to say. Just once I’d like to touch his beard. I mean, if it weren’t so full of harmful bacteria.

More Bubblicious reflections after the jump!