“That’s right – every Tuesday from now on will be POLAR BEAR TUESDAY, a time to honor and celebrate these majestic Arctic mammals in aggressively adorable photos and video. At play! At rest! At your computer! Each week we’ll highlight the latest polar bear media culled from our vast network of polar bear researchers and church groups. Get to know one of the animal kingdom’s most wondrous creatures, all from the comfort of your living room! You can throw away your Precious Moments figurines, Aunt Deidre – super-cute has a new name, and it’s Lifting Fog.”
… How much would you love this?
All polar bear joking aside, I’d really like to establish one or two days a week as “such and such” days – times when we regularly revisit one particular subject or theme. Call it laziness. Call it progress. Whatever the view, I think it would serve two purposes: 1) forcing me to a pseudo-schedule and 2) giving you something to regularly look forward to. We all know there is nothing to look forward to now.
Remember your high school cafeteria? The lunch ladies would serve up tried and true classics like “Taco Tuesday” or “Fish-Stick Friday,” reliable meals (with a side of SASS) whose composition you could recite by heart. It didn’t matter if you liked them – they were on the schedule and therefore less scary than the usual mystery fare. Minus the sodium, I feel like Lifting Fog can achieve this same thing.
Of course, I’m no lunch lady. Yet. I’ve got a basic understanding of the kind of Internet nutrition you kids need – so angst patties and irreverent loaf will always be on the menu – but I need your help to really bring this operation up to FDA standards. (Food references over now, I promise.) One day dedicated to movie reviews? A bizarre YouTube video every Monday to jump-start the week? Something about cheeseburgers on Thursday? Use the comments below to help shape your Lifting Fog experience!
In the meantime, paws to check out another un-bear-ably cute photo. After all, it is Polar Bear Tuesday!