Possible Scenarios In Which American Idol Can Gain Even More Ratings


With another season of America’s favorite past time already under way (laughing at people that have less talent than us and then spitefully voting against people who have more talent than us), Fox will inevitably hit an out of the park ratings home run… again. The question stands: what could the producers of Idol put on our televisions that would garner MORE ratings? My guess is absolutely nothing (almost).

And believe me, they’ve already tried to throw us under the bus. A new “emmy nominated” host AND less audition footage? How dare you, Fox. But like Farrah Fawcett in the Burning Bed, we just can’t say no to a bad, bad thing. Here are some possible scenarios in which the ratings may actually go up for Idol this season.

Seacrest becomes Harry Potter

Star Wars reference? OH YES.

Idol stage in Bespin

And the final possibility…

Rick Astley as Idol judge

*Author’s Note: Not to scale, this photo features Rick Astely standing on a box

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3 Responses to “Possible Scenarios In Which American Idol Can Gain Even More Ratings”

  1. JES Says:

    I think the judges’ panel could be considerably improved just by removing two — any two — of the current four, and replacing them with O’Reilly and Olbermann. Especially now that all that Nov. 4th and Jan. 20th stuff is behind us.

  2. Businessman with a proposition Says:

    Ryan Seacrest could transform into a taco that poops ice cream.

  3. Warren Says:

    For a second I thought those were Astley’s hands on Ryan and Simon. And really, for as much soul as the man has, I wouldn’t be surprised if Astley had black hands.

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