American readers (sorry, Avi),
Today is arguably one of the most important elections in the history of our country. After eight years of failed leadership (yes, you’ve read that line about five hundred times before), it’s time to elect a President with the competence and strength of character to restore America to a place of worthiness. In my opinion, that’s Barack Obama. You may feel differently. Either way, let someone know*! If ever there was a time to exercise your democratic responsibilities, it’s now. Need incentive?
– Starbucks is offering free cups of tall coffee to everyone sporting an “I Voted” sticker
– Krispy Kreme has special star-shaped donuts ready for those with, again, an “I Voted” sticker
– Between 5 and 8 PM, Ben and Jerry’s is giving away free scoops of ice cream to anyone who claims to have voted. You can even lie (but don’t)! Democracy!
Vote early, vote often, just
* like, at a polling place.
Lifting Fog 
November 4, 2008 at 3:52 pm |
My name is Steve and I endorse this message
November 6, 2008 at 10:48 am |
Henning, you seemed have forgotten the greatest free gift of all for this momentous election – SEX TOYS! UNTIL 11/11!!!
no seriously, this exists: http://blog.babeland.com/2008/10/31/get-out-the-vote-with-babeland/
November 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm |
Thanks for the tip, Alex! Everyone grab your free Silver Bullet and Maverick Sleeve while you still can!